Airplane Mode
- Mom: How do I turn my phone off?
- Me: Hold the red power button down. It’s usually the end call button
- Mom: I don’t understand. I am getting on a plane. I don’t want to cause a plane crash.
- Mom: Hi this is Steve, your mom wanted to let you know she found help turning off her phone, she’ll talk to you in 14 hours. Love you! (this is mom)